New Article Submission by Rolondo

[Twystyd]

Rolo I didn't know you were such a writter bro.


http://www.jackinworld.com/howto/ht2.html

[Zeris]

This isn't even funny. There were lines like "A larger penis that flops around and a smaller, stubby penis may be virtually the same size when they're erect" that I thought were hilarious, because the word flop is very funny. But then my eyes are assaulted with and I want to throw up. You're sick, this is really twisted. What is this, Masturbation for retards? Even a retard can fuck a hole in the wall and figure it out....
this is so wrong.
Just to balance this horrible evilness, I actually got a decent chain letter...its below
> > > 1 - The Most Important Lesson
> > >
> > > During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was
> > > a
> > > conscientious student and had breezed through the questions, until I read
> > > the
> > > last
> > > one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?"
> > >
> > > Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several
> > > times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her
> > > name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank.
> > >
> > > Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would
> >count
> > >
> > > toward our quiz grade.
> > >
> > > "Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many
> > > people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if
> > > all you do is smile and say 'hello.'"
> > >
> > > I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.
> > >
> > > 2 - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain
> > >
> > > One night, at 11:30 PM, an older African American woman was standing on
> >the
> > >
> > > side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rain storm. Her car
> > > had
> > > broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided to
> > > flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her, generally
> > > unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960s.
> > >
> > > The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a
> > > taxicab. She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and
> > > thanked him.
> > > Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door.
> > >
> > > To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A
> > > special note was attached.
> > >
> > > It read: "Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other
> > > night.
> > > The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came
> > > along.
> > > Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside just
> > > before he passed away. God bless you for helping me and unselfishly
> >serving
> > >
> > > others."
> > >
> > > Sincerely,
> > > Mrs. Nat King Cole
> > >
> > > 3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve.
> > >
> > > In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year old boy
> > > entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of
> > > water in front of
> > > him. "How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked.
> > >
> > > "Fifty cents," replied the waitress.
> > >
> > > The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in
> > > it.
> > > "Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired.
> > >
> > > By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing
> > > impatient. "Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied."
> > >
> > > The little boy again counted his coins. "I'll have the plain ice cream,"
> >he
> > >
> > > said.
> > >
> > > The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked
> > > away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the
> > > waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There,
> > > placed neatly beside the
> > > empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies. You see, he couldn't have
> > > the
> > > sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip.
> > >
> > > 4 - Fourth Important Lesson - The Obstacle in Our Path
> > >
> > > In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hide
> > > himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of
> > > the
> > > king's
> > > wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it.
> > > Many
> > > loudly blamed the king for not keeping the roads clear, but none did
> > > anything
> > > about
> > > getting the stone out of the way.
> > >
> > > Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching
> > > the
> > > boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to
> > > the
> > > side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded.
> > >
> > > After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse
> > > lying
> > > in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold
> >coins
> > >
> > > and a note from the king indicating that the gold was for the person who
> > > removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many of us
> > > never understand.
> > >
> > > Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition.
> > >
> > > 5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts
> > >
> > > Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know
> >a
> > >
> > > little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare and serious disease.
> > >
> > > Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her
> > > 5-year old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had
> > > developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness.
> > >
> > > The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the
> > > little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister. I saw
> > > him
> > > hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, "Yes,
> > > I'll
> > > do it if it will save her."
> > >
> > > As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and
> >smiled,
> > >
> > > as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his face grew
> > > pale and his smile faded. He looked up at the doctor and asked with a
> > > trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away?"
> > >
> > > Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he
> >was
> > >
> > > going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her.
> > >
> > > You see, after all, understanding and attitude, are everything.
> > >
> > > Now you have 2 choices....
> > > 1. Delete this email, or
> > > 2. Forward it to people you care about.
> > >
> > > I hope that you will choose No. 2 and remember....
> > >
> > > "Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, and
> > > dance like you do when nobody's watching"

Although, the one I've heard goes like:
Work like you don't need the money
Love like you've never been hurt
Dance like nobody's watching
Sing like nobody's listening
And fuck like you're being filmed!

[Twystyd]

No joke man no joke words like stubby and flop are damn funny. I love the technique descriptions bro those are so fucking funny. The Fist, 5 finger and shit. Too much! I just need to get Rolo to the boards to see this shit. He's an old BWC guy and we have a running ritual of posting the geist shit we can find and giving Rolondo the credit. That is why some of your sigs were altered though I personally only changed Grave Lenders.

BTW thank you for my new sig quote!

[Zeris]

Um, you're welcome, don't mention it... but god, that quote's really bad. Every time you post, I read your sig and remember that horrible webpage. That webpage actually offers the idea of masturbating silently under the covers while your *BROTHER* IS IN THE ROOM! That's worse than this one sex-ed video I saw where the fucking kid had a wet dream (who the fuck has those, anyways) then he's doing the laundry at like 4 in the morning, his brother finds him (god knows what his brother's doing at that hour, besides planning his own little bukakke scene on his sleeping little brother's face) and does whole penis and vagina deal... literally - you see the diagrams and shit in the video, then it cuts to the brother saying out loud to the little kid "And so the penis goes into the vagina", just like that, while this horrified kid is carrying his cum soaked sheets having no idea what the hell is going on...
So anyways, fuck you for that memory.

[Xzean]

*just so damn dead*

[Naeriad]

Damnit! Maybe I wouldn't be gay if i had only seen that video in sex ed!

[Twystyd]

LOL...personaly I think Zeris likesthe page. I spent a full 45 seconds browsing it before figured it was not my style.

[Naeriad]

Yeah, I mean, you're only the guy who spent 30 seconds of his life figuring out what 2002 had to be subtracted by to display the number "69" on a message board.

[Twystyd]

I am hoping that did not take you 30 seconds.

[Pytt]

Ahahhaaa.. you fucker!