I can't think of a suitable way to kill your rich ass Helix, so while im stil thinkin' on it, happy b-day, enjoy.
p.s <3 tahiti and the puppy....
"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down! - Alan Partridge"