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Merry Christmas is DIE!!!

Postby Bakerton » Wed Dec 24, 2003 6:49 am

Hope you all have a wonderful holiday!

make sure you listen to the radio for my new hit single "Law got PKed by a Reindeer la?"
No ma'am, the only gaping hole I leave is within your dignity.

-Law

And, what does the Search and Rescue of the Danish Army entail? Looking for your nations pride and dignity? Cause I don't think I could find that either, cause even Canada has more of both than Denmark.

-Beratuul

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Postby Nolaex » Wed Dec 24, 2003 7:16 am

LMAO.. by a reindeer or a kitty? :P


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Postby Twystyd » Wed Dec 24, 2003 4:23 pm

LOL..ty Kitty, Ive been PKed by it all at least once. Have a killer holiday bro. And to the rest of you Eat Shit!
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Postby Tingtong » Wed Dec 24, 2003 11:54 pm

I think kitty needs to be put into his fellow albion zergers place :D


I Propose 1vs1 Duel Against Stabathia "Unstealthed" Melee duel.

VS Your merc OR or your Mins...


I will give you the new defination of feeling raped.

This is a no holds barred match. If you got a Gimp Ra "Dirty Tricks" Use it, If you got IP use it... If you got a buff bot USE it. If you want your fellow realmate's to watch the brutal slaying of a kitty bring them as well...

Here is the best SC template u will ever see for a Sb without any TOA items atm :)

Config Report

Stats:
Str: 77 Int: 0 Hits: 200
Con: 75 Pie: 24 Power: 0
Dex: 74 Cha: 0
Qui: 76 Emp: 0

Resists:
Body: 28 Energy: 35 Crush: 26
Cold: 26 Matter: 26 Thrust: 26
Heat: 32 Spirit: 27 Slash: 26

Skills:
11 Axe 11 Envenom
12 Stealth 11 Critical Strike
11 Left Axe

Chest: Interchangable With TG BP with a 270hp heal proc
Imbue Points: 37.5 of 32 (100% Qual) Overcharge: 6%
Gem 1: 3 Axe - 94% rough Earthen War Rune
Gem 2: 3 Envenom - 94% rough Dusty Battle Jewel
Gem 3: 25 Strength - 94% flawless Firey Essence Jewel
Gem 4: 28 Constitution - 94% perfect Earthen Essence Jewel
Utility: 65.3333358764648

Arms: With A TG heal Proc 80value
Imbue Points: 37.5 of 28 (99% Qual) Overcharge: Impossible!
Gem 1: 4 Stealth - 94% flawed Airy Battle Jewel
Gem 2: 4 Envenom - 94% flawed Dusty Battle Jewel
Gem 3: 4 Axe - 94% flawed Earthen War Rune
Gem 4: 4 Critical Strike - 94% flawed Heated Battle Jewel
Utility: 80

Head: With A TG heal Proc 80value
Imbue Points: 37.5 of 28 (99% Qual) Overcharge: Impossible!
Gem 1: 60 Hits - 94% precious Blood Essence Jewel
Gem 2: 4 Envenom - 94% flawed Dusty Battle Jewel
Gem 3: 4 Axe - 94% flawed Earthen War Rune
Gem 4: 4 Critical Strike - 94% flawed Heated Battle Jewel
Utility: 75

Legs: With A TG heal Proc 80value
Imbue Points: 37 of 28 (99% Qual) Overcharge: Impossible!
Gem 1: 9 Body Resist - 94% polished Dusty Shielding Jewel
Gem 2: 9 Matter Resist - 94% polished Earthen Shielding Jewel
Gem 3: 9 Thrust Resist - 94% polished Airy Shielding Jewel
Gem 4: 3 Critical Strike - 94% rough Heated Battle Jewel
Utility: 69

Hands: With A TG heal Proc 80value
Imbue Points: 37.5 of 28 (99% Qual) Overcharge: Impossible!
Gem 1: 25 Dexterity - 94% flawless Vapor Essence Jewel
Gem 2: 25 Quickness - 94% flawless Airy Essence Jewel
Gem 3: 7 Slash Resist - 94% imperfect Watery Shielding Jewel
Gem 4: 7 Thrust Resist - 94% imperfect Airy Shielding Jewel
Utility: 61.3333320617676

Feet: With A TG heal Proc 80value
Imbue Points: 37 of 32 (100% Qual) Overcharge: 6%
Gem 1: 10 Constitution - 94% flawed Earthen Essence Jewel
Gem 2: 28 Strength - 94% perfect Firey Essence Jewel
Gem 3: 25 Quickness - 94% flawless Airy Essence Jewel
Gem 4: 7 Crush Resist - 94% imperfect Firey Shielding Jewel
Utility: 56

Right Hand: With A TG heal Proc 80value
Imbue Points: 37 of 32 (100% Qual) Overcharge: 6%
Gem 1: 7 Heat Resist - 94% imperfect Heated Shielding Jewel
Gem 2: 9 Energy Resist - 94% polished Light Shielding Jewel
Gem 3: 4 Stealth - 94% flawed Airy Battle Jewel
Gem 4: 4 Left Axe - 94% flawed Icy War Rune
Utility: 72

Left Hand: With A TG heal Proc 80value
Imbue Points: 35 of 32 (100% Qual) Overcharge: 78%
Gem 1: 9 Energy Resist - 99% polished Light Shielding Jewel
Gem 2: 9 Matter Resist - 99% polished Earthen Shielding Jewel
Gem 3: 28 Hits - 99% flawed Blood Essence Jewel
Gem 4: 4 Left Axe - 99% flawed Icy War Rune
Utility: 63

Two Handed: - When switched to 2h not 1stat isn't capped.
Imbue Points: 32.5 of 32 (100% Qual) Overcharge: None
Gem 1: 28 Hits - 94% flawed Blood Essence Jewel
Gem 2: 9 Matter Resist - 94% polished Earthen Shielding Jewel
Gem 3: 9 Energy Resist - 94% polished Light Shielding Jewel
Gem 4: 3 Stealth - 94% rough Airy Battle Jewel
Utility: 58

Neck:
Name: Beaded Resisting Stones
Level: 50 Quality: 100
Bonus: 35
Effect 1: 10 Crush Resist
Effect 2: 10 Thrust Resist
Effect 3: 10 Body Resist
Effect 4: 10 Cold Resist
Utility: 80

Cloak:
Name: Tuscarian Furlined Mantle
Level: 50 Quality: 100
Bonus: 35
Effect 1: 48 Hits
Effect 2: 21 Dexterity
Effect 3: 22 Quickness
Effect 4: 8 Matter Resist
Utility: 56.6666679382324

Jewel:
Name: Jewel of Vanity
Level: 50 Quality: 100
Bonus: 35
Effect 1: 9 Body Resist
Effect 2: 9 Spirit Resist
Effect 3: 9 Slash Resist
Effect 4: 9 Crush Resist
Utility: 72

Belt:
Name: Hord's Blood Stained Belt
Level: 0 Quality: 0
Bonus: 0
Effect 1: 64 Hits
Effect 2: 9 Cold Resist
Effect 3: 9 Heat Resist
Effect 4: 9 Energy Resist
Utility: 70

Right Ring:
Name: Eye of the Fornfrusenen
Level: 50 Quality: 91
Bonus: 25
Effect 1: 24 Piety
Effect 2: 24 Strength
Effect 3: 24 Dexterity
Effect 4: 24 Constitution
Utility: 64

Left Ring:
Name: Band of Ice
Level: 50 Quality: 91
Bonus: 25
Effect 1: 6 Cold Resist
Effect 2: 6 Heat Resist
Effect 3: 6 Spirit Resist
Effect 4: 13 Constitution
Utility: 44.6666679382324

Right Wrist:
Name: Giemt Bracelet
Level: 50 Quality: 100
Bonus: 25
Effect 1: 4 Quickness
Effect 2: 8 Energy Resist
Effect 3: 10 Heat Resist
Effect 4: 4 Stealth
Utility: 58.6666641235352

Left Wrist:
Name: Venstreks Bracelet
Level: 50 Quality: 100
Bonus: 35
Effect 1: 4 Dexterity
Effect 2: 3 Left Axe
Effect 3: 10 Slash Resist
Effect 4: 12 Spirit Resist
Utility: 61.6666641235352

- I figured I'm getting new toa stuff so my template will be obsolete soon. But hey, It was killer back in the day as u can see.. (NO- i won't post my Toa upcomming sc template :) )


P.S. This is all in good fun, Not ment to degrade Albion Realm as a whole. Just 2 people getting together to have some fun. Study me well then post for a Date/Time I'll be there!

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Postby Elvana » Thu Dec 25, 2003 11:50 am

Merry Christmas everyone! :grommit:
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Postby Seventhorn » Fri Dec 26, 2003 2:03 am

Sounds like a down right challenge to me Kittay....hehe id like to see that fight.

/books front row tickets.

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Postby Bakerton » Fri Dec 26, 2003 2:26 am

perhaps we will have to link up in Had's Wall one day ting :D

I think I will have to try Drivin since Bakerton is thrust and at a disadvantage now :P
No ma'am, the only gaping hole I leave is within your dignity.



-Law



And, what does the Search and Rescue of the Danish Army entail? Looking for your nations pride and dignity? Cause I don't think I could find that either, cause even Canada has more of both than Denmark.



-Beratuul

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Postby Tingtong » Fri Dec 26, 2003 11:36 am

Hehe just lets me know if you up for a good duel. Hope u had a great Christmas bro.

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Postby SuperHelix » Fri Dec 26, 2003 12:40 pm

Ting answer my PM
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Postby Twystyd » Fri Dec 26, 2003 1:13 pm

Ting does not like men Super. Try Rolondo ~
Although detractors decry (MMA) as a brutal, bloody form of human cockfighting, aficionados know it is a brutal, bloody, totally fucking awesome form of human cockfighting. -The Onion



I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. -Woody Allen

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Postby barbos » Fri Dec 26, 2003 1:46 pm

or Law! :yell:

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Postby Twystyd » Fri Dec 26, 2003 2:08 pm

Fuck Off! :evil:
Although detractors decry (MMA) as a brutal, bloody form of human cockfighting, aficionados know it is a brutal, bloody, totally fucking awesome form of human cockfighting. -The Onion



I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. -Woody Allen

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Postby barbos » Fri Dec 26, 2003 2:17 pm

heh! :listen:

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Postby Bakerton » Sat Dec 27, 2003 5:43 pm

Law was just pwnt by Barbos!!
You get 950 pharm points!
You get 75 pwn points!
You have gained a new Pharm Level!
No ma'am, the only gaping hole I leave is within your dignity.



-Law



And, what does the Search and Rescue of the Danish Army entail? Looking for your nations pride and dignity? Cause I don't think I could find that either, cause even Canada has more of both than Denmark.



-Beratuul

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Postby barbos » Sat Dec 27, 2003 5:44 pm

haha :lol:


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