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MTV's Jersey Shore...too awesome to describe?

Postby Twystyd » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:29 am

This show has been described as 'The Real World' without the class and has arrived just in time for the Holidays. They basically pile a bunch of east coast Douchebags in a house on the Jersey Shore and film it. I found this clip of some annoying Guido bitch getting punched in the face. I mean honestly, can TV get any more awesome then that? The answer is God I hope so but if this clip is any indication of the shows content it's a must see.

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Barbos bro...any chance you would take a shot at resizing this for a forum avatar? Pretty please?
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Postby barbos » Tue Dec 15, 2009 6:21 am

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Postby Elfdroper Gravelender » Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:22 am

LoL you guys are horrible. Silly guido. :toothy10:
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Postby Twystyd » Tue Dec 15, 2009 12:36 pm

barbos wrote:Image

:onfire:


This is awesome Barbos thanks. Best Christmas ever!

Elfdroper Gravelender wrote:LoL you guys are horrible. Silly guido. :toothy10:


Marty check out the dude in the middle getting clipped...haha.
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Postby Elfdroper Gravelender » Tue Dec 15, 2009 3:52 pm

Yea you can see him about to body that dude up heh I hope that guy got beatdown probably not though. :toothy10:
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Postby Twystyd » Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:04 pm

The dudes a gym teacher. This keeps on getting better! Too bad they pulled the footage though.
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Postby barbos » Tue Dec 15, 2009 8:14 pm

It was a nice punch though
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Postby Twystyd » Fri Dec 18, 2009 1:17 pm

They finally played the episode where "Snookie" gets punched in the face out here on the west coast. It's too bad they put up some lame battered women hot-line in place of the punch footage but DUDE! That shit was the best ever. Some other great moments in Guido history besides the infamous gym teachers destruction of Snookies grill -

* Watching these stupid fucks light a gas BBQ. You know given enough attempts they would blow up themselves and with any luck the entire Jersey Shore.

* Snookie's amazing 'vagina dance' performance on the dance floor.

* Snookie's new nice guy boyfriend Russ she kept calling Ron.

* The wing man grenade with the freckle faced ugly girl.

The government should mandate this show as required viewing. MTV's quest to give the most undeserving people airtime is a must for anyone that like to laugh at the expense of others. And that is 'the situation'.
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Postby Eirene » Sat Dec 19, 2009 3:14 pm

Wow I just saw the show too... It's SOOOOO HILLLLLARRRRIIIIOUUUSSS.

Mostly because some of my colleagues are repulsed by the show and they live in Jersey. I laugh at their discomfort.
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Postby Keabit Guinness » Sun Dec 20, 2009 7:52 am

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