Chode Warrior of the Week 8/5

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Chode Warrior of the Week 8/5

Postby Rhiandra Rangnar » Tue Aug 05, 2003 9:46 pm

<crawls into the room and begins typing>

Yes, yes, i'm late with this weeks Chode Report, I know, I know! But hey, if you were locked in a room with six naked trolls, three barrels of honey and a bullwhip, you would be late to.

And now that I have all your minds on the undeniable sex appeal of trolls, let's talk about this weeks Chode shall we?

This King of Swing not only keeps the Clan on a steady endorphin high, but his dating habits have almost single handedly resulted in the bankruptcy of all battery merchants throughout all of Midgard and beyond, if you get my drift. Ever wonder why our womenfolk always seem to be smiling? Well, now you know.

Known to his guildmates as a highly skilled being; this member is not just a powerhouse in any group he is in, but he also offers words of wisdom in any given situation as well as a helping hand whenever needed.

A leader by every definition of the word, the works of this member have without a doubt helped to shape Midgard into the realm it is today.

This member has caused the excruciating pain and suffering of more Albions and Hibernians than most of his ilk can count to, but lucky for us and him we are gifted with a ranking system.

His RVR portfolio which is conformed of the countless deaths of the invaders of our neighboring lands has not only earned him a consistent place upon our Top 10 RP's gained list, it has also fed this hungry troll over three million RP's which enables him to currently don the title of Elding Herra.


Not to shabby indeed.

On behalf of Clan Inc. please join me in saluting one of the most talented Shamans any server could want and one of the most revered players I have ever come to know ...

Joshll, this chode's for you!


/salute




[align=right]In related news we would also like to acknowledge our top ten realm point earners.[/align]

[align=right]Top 10 realm points gained last week
Celestrial 50th level Healer 159,707
Affriix Scheintod 50th level Shadowblade 133,030
Cripplernra OfEvil 50th level Runemaster 104,262
Godorn 50th level Warrior 100,048
Aenslands GiftCausesBackProblems 50th level Healer 97,589
Liader Ventura 50th level Skald 84,628
Sellan ByTheOunce 50th level Healer 81,913
Joshll Cavedroppings 50th level Shaman 79,393
Larelalith IsNotAMeatShield 50th level Runemaster 74,630
Acalla 50th level Runemaster 73,749
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Keep up the great work!
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Rhiandra Rangnar
EQ ----> DAoC ----> WoW ----> boredom
[fade]Over 1 million mezzed and counting .........[/fade]

My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light!

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Postby Joshll » Wed Aug 06, 2003 5:47 am

!!! Wow, thanks !!!

All those comments about your girlish figure paid off 8)
retired

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Postby Pytt » Wed Aug 06, 2003 7:30 am

grats Joshll, yet again!

you da man! seriously.
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Postby Twystyd » Wed Aug 06, 2003 11:05 am

Wo0tah! :onfire:
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Postby SuperHelix » Wed Aug 06, 2003 12:40 pm

One of the best all around guys in game and out.
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Postby QuackMD » Wed Aug 06, 2003 4:47 pm

gratz bud...how many deaths u up to now?
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Postby Kirt » Sat Aug 09, 2003 2:21 pm

grats you crafty bastard you ! :)
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Postby Bakerton » Sun Aug 10, 2003 7:36 am

gratz :biggrin:

no dotting teh Kittay it is not nice...you can dot kirtar though :P
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Postby Kossss-JM » Tue Aug 12, 2003 7:39 am

grats
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