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Bloodwinter Clan Fun Raid - the first of many to come

Postby Rhiandra Rangnar » Mon Jun 23, 2003 12:15 am

Ok, so what's a guild to do when faced with a zerg at every turn? Why it's time to run the first of many BWC Fun Raids that's what!

Yeah, yeah, I know what you're thinking "Bloodwinter Clan and Fun in the same sentence?" You bet your ass baby.

Now don't get me wrong, we are constantly trying out new things if the end result is thought to be the collection of mass RP's or mass laughs. And if by chance we are lucky enough to find the infamous Camelot g-spot and score them both at the same time, well that's just a beautiful thing.

Thanks to the colorful imagination of BWC's own tactical advisor; Joshll, we set out in force to do just that.

So armed with trebs and more cat stones than Gundorf can say assface in one night (trust me, thats ALOT) we headed out to take a couple keeps, open DF and meet topside.

Here is a sample of what followed:



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Were we gathering for a HL raid? Oh no my friends, we had Albion fish to fry.

We barrel through DF killing everything that unluckily made it's way onto our path until we neared our destination.

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Look familar? Well, it should, that's the entrance to DF, Albion side. A.K.A. our home for the next 90 minutes or so. Time to get things started.

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Silly Albs, they tried to charge us only to get their witty asses handed right back to them. Thank you come again.

And come again, they did.

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Do you know what happens when you put a crazed dorf at the controls of a treb? You get one excited guild leader, that's what.

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After about an hour of this the Albs got a little testy and things started to heat up a tad.

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Well, duh! They're Albs!

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So by now the Albs are getting a tad frustrated and as you can see, they just would'nt come down to play wiff us. Bigfatmeanieheads.

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Hey, I can dream.

By this time we get word that Bled is under attack and decide that we have played in DF long enough and it was time for us to go assist with homeland defense.

While enroute to Bled we witnessed something that doesnt happen everyday.

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Ok, I lied, it does happen everyday. What made these kills so great is that the total death count wave from our resident madman Cripplernra was eleven. Hell, he did'nt even break a sweat.

Rumor has it that Cripp will be doing solo keep takes/defense in the very near future. Be afraid, be very afraid.

We arrive at Bled and proceed to do what we do best, kick ass and take names.

Some Quotable Quotes from the evenings festivities:

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Actually Drutt, that's why Gun get's paid the big bucks.

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That explains everything .............

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Ummm, I don't even wanna know.

Have you ever wondered how Cripplernra gets so much deathspam on such a consistant basis? I mean come on now, it's almost as if he is calculating exactly the right moment to cast for the most amount of damage possible.

Well, while we tend to keep such information under lock and key, the truth was revealed and we thought it only fair to let everyone in on it.

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Sorry Cripp, the jig is up.

We wanted to thank everyone for helping us to achieve such a great night, we had a blast. A Special shout out and thanks to the players of Albion, without you none of this would've been possible.

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Just wanting pics is a nice change from Gun's constant demand of cybor. Have you ever tried to CC and keep your group up while at the same time getting more than your fair share of dorf lovin? I for one am exhausted.

Tune in next week when Ugnot will share with the realm his beauty secrets while Celestrial answers the burning question "Rezzing on the first date. Should you, or should'nt you."

We wish you all Good Gaming.
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Postby Snot » Mon Jun 23, 2003 12:46 am

bravo!

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Postby Twystyd » Mon Jun 23, 2003 3:05 am

As soon as my baby dorf RM hits 50 this realm will forget about Crippler. Ph34r Nukey theres a new midget in town! Good times and lot's of laughs.
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Postby Rethl » Tue Jun 24, 2003 2:19 pm

WooHoo! Spectacular! Thank You!!!!! good times, good times......
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Postby Habakuk » Tue Jul 15, 2003 11:45 pm

Poor albs :(

Someday maybe theyll get good and camp DF when you want in!!

ok... maybe not.


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Postby Pytt » Wed Jul 16, 2003 9:24 am

MUAHHAHAHAHA!! Bastards!! I want some dorf luvin!
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Postby Kirt » Wed Jul 16, 2003 10:48 pm

lol funny stuff :Þ :onfire: :onfire: :onfire: :onfire: :onfire:


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Nice

Postby Seventhorn » Thu Jul 17, 2003 6:08 am

Good Job Rhi! Too bad I missed all the action. :mad:

Maybe next time :P
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Postby Sixth » Sun Jul 20, 2003 8:38 pm

Just when you think you've seen it all something like this happens =) Wish i had been there, funny screenshots.


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