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How many women does it take .......

Postby Rhiandra Rangnar » Mon Mar 17, 2003 8:55 pm

Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED HOUSE!

I'm sorry.... What was the question?
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Postby barbos » Mon Mar 17, 2003 9:15 pm

I knew the answer would be one before I even opened the thread... ;)
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Postby Sleyn » Tue Mar 18, 2003 6:49 am

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Postby Rhiandra Rangnar » Tue Mar 18, 2003 6:59 am

Sleyn wants me ......


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Postby Sleyn » Tue Mar 18, 2003 11:20 pm

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