Bloodwinter Clan

Wow...the best blog ever...

http://shitmydadsays.com/

it's about a 74 year old man's outlook on life.

my fave quotes are:

Science and Mother Nature are in a marriage where Science is always surprised to come home and find Mother Nature blowing the neighbor."

I lost 20 pounds...How? I drank bear piss and took up fencing. How the fuck you think, son? I exercised."

"HIDDEN roaming charges? Jesus, Sprint has 'fucking people' down to a science, like they practice it in a fucking lab on mice first."

War hero? No. I was a doc in Vietnam. My job was to say "This is what happens when you screw a hooker, kid. Put this cream on your pecker."

"Don't ask for my opinion then. I said congrats on the car, just saying nobody's panties are getting wet from a fucking Honda Accord."

Don't start a story with This is SO funny. Be like saying My dick's huge before you screw. Even if you're right you sound like an asshole."

The whole world is fueled by bullshit… What? The kid asked me for advice on his science fair project so I’m giving it to him.”

The old man is hilarious. That was my first Facebook fan page and still my favorite.

was my first fan add as well. I recently added "Mike Babcock's hair" as a fan as well. (Detroit Red Wings coach, who arguably has the best hair in the NHL. I wouldn't know, but I think its hilarious that it has a page).