How to save your job..
The boss was in a quandary. He had to downsize somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people: Becky or Jack.
It was an impossible decision.
They were both super workers.
Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one to use the water cooler the next morning.
Becky came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went to the water cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said, "Becky, I've never done this before, but I have to either lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she said. "I feel like shit."
How to Save Your Job
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How to Save Your Job
Rhiandra Rangnar
EQ ----> DAoC ----> WoW ----> boredom
[fade]Over 1 million mezzed and counting .........[/fade]
My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light!
EQ ----> DAoC ----> WoW ----> boredom
[fade]Over 1 million mezzed and counting .........[/fade]
My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light!
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