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What Sounds do You make when MastURbating?!?@

Postby Beratuul » Tue Sep 19, 2006 5:56 pm

I like to growl like a chimpanzee eating a coconut, and then go EEE EEE EEEEE, and then shoot my load over my shoulder, catch it with my other hand, and then smear it all over my face..


HOW ABOUT YOU!?
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Postby Phineas » Mon Sep 25, 2006 11:31 am

I usually say something that sounds like, "Can you move the curtain please? I can't see through the window all the way."
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Postby Amit » Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:21 pm

i sound kinda like "dwaynedwaynedwaynedwayne"
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Postby Beratuul » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:31 pm

Nice, some great contributions. I think us sharing such intimate part of our lives will bring us closer together as a guild, but more importantly, as PEOPLE !
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Postby Xarkon » Wed Sep 27, 2006 3:54 pm

i sign the chicken dance song, arms a flapping and all
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Postby Beratuul » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:00 pm

Xarkon wrote:i sign the chicken dance song, arms a flapping and all


thats just disgusting. Why must you always cross the line?
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Postby barbos » Wed Sep 27, 2006 6:26 pm

Beratuul wrote:
Xarkon wrote:i sign the chicken dance song, arms a flapping and all


thats just disgusting. Why must you always cross the line?


Some people are just disgusting :bigups:
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Postby Xarkon » Wed Sep 27, 2006 9:29 pm

sorry college does that to me
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Postby Zoidmeister » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:31 pm

Get a fucken GF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Bakerton » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:45 pm

Zoidmeister wrote:Get a fucken GF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Why? :P

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Postby Zoidmeister » Thu Sep 28, 2006 2:59 pm

Bakerton wrote:
Zoidmeister wrote:Get a fucken GF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Why? :P

Girlfriends are like Michael Vick...they are overrated and one knee injury away from being useless! :onfire:



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Postby Xarkon » Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:02 pm

have one tyvm and i haven't popped a hole in her yet
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Postby barbos » Thu Sep 28, 2006 6:51 pm

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Postby Beratuul » Thu Sep 28, 2006 8:56 pm

gf? who needs that when you have an empty gatorade bottle and some peanut butter?
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Postby Kirt » Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:09 pm

none i am perfectly silent
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