Dear Italy,
I fucking hate you. I fucking hate your country. I fucking hate everyone that lives in a country that looks like Law's forked penis. I hate your hairy women. I hate how Germany had to do everything for you in WW2. I hate how nothing good has ever come out of your worthless piece of shit region since the Renaisannce. I hate how your wine is second class. I hate that you are fucking pussies who flip and flop more then Jay's dick at an elementry school during recess or a backstreet boys concert. I hate how you had the easiest road to the finals, and got there by diving. You are a disgrace. I would not even want Law to have sex with you.
Have you headbutted an Italian lately? Have you?
Dear Italty and Italians in general..
Dear Italty and Italians in general..
Casper, Svenegal, Tassadar, Maurs, Maurier, Perigrine, Du Maurier ( I go by these names).
My shit tastes like corn.
My shit tastes like corn.
Want to talk about pussy? Why dont you harbor some more draft dodging awol going pussies some more you fucking canadian. Lovely that someone from a country whose claim to fame is that the fucking police ride horses and whose biggest export is fucking 2nd rate bacon that my dog won't even eat comes here and opens his mouth.
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Lets be honest,
ALL the players in the world cup were going down like a hooker on dollar day.
I'm just curious what Materazzi said to make Zidane do the red card head butt thing. Whatever it was, he should have said it in regulation, hehe.
I think penalty kicks should be eliminated, make them play til someone scores!!!
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ALL the players in the world cup were going down like a hooker on dollar day.
I'm just curious what Materazzi said to make Zidane do the red card head butt thing. Whatever it was, he should have said it in regulation, hehe.
I think penalty kicks should be eliminated, make them play til someone scores!!!
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Yay for the primadona's taking the world cup home, christ the italian team could swipe millions in commercial money from Kleenex with all their hairy female crying on the field.
The french president should make today Zidane day, a day where everyone needs to headbutt an italian person!.
The french president should make today Zidane day, a day where everyone needs to headbutt an italian person!.
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I agree with Mourningblade. Winning a game by penalty kicks is just retarded. With all that said Im Half Italian and two of my grandparents are from Italy sooo.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Derek, I thought your from B.C and the rest of Canada hated the frogs! Anyway, was a great match. Hate to say it, I was hoping France would win too. Henry is a pimp (Go Arsenal!).
They shouldn't have shown the Zidane replay in the stadium. That was probably the reason for the Red Card. That ref would have been killed before he could leave the stadium. We know how Italians are!!!!!
Some statements from the match that weren't heard much in the 20th century:
"France is on the attack".
"France is defending well".
"It'll be a tough shower after this one for France."
They shouldn't have shown the Zidane replay in the stadium. That was probably the reason for the Red Card. That ref would have been killed before he could leave the stadium. We know how Italians are!!!!!
Some statements from the match that weren't heard much in the 20th century:
"France is on the attack".
"France is defending well".
"It'll be a tough shower after this one for France."
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That Zidane head butt was much better then any strikes thrown in the Ortiz v. Shamrock fight Saturday night. Good form...soccer worth watching.
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yeah its soccer, not exactly my favorite sport nor did i watch any part of the world cup. But i'm glad the dirty stank ass surrender at the drop of a hat french didn't win. I would like to have seen the USA or Germany or England win (they are countries the have the balls to fight a war or at least attempt to exterminate an entire religion/ethnicity/culture etc.). But then again the USA can't be the best at everything so i guess we can let the rest of the world have this one LITTLE championship. USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA. We'll just have to step it up in the next olympics and really whoop some ass. But bottom line fuck italy and fuck soccer. now ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL!
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