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A Coouple Questions For Derek (Beratuul)

Postby Twystyd » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:01 am

1) When you visit the doctor do you ask for 3 fingers or the entire fist?

2) How was Europe asshole? We want details.
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Postby Beratuul » Wed Jul 05, 2006 6:14 pm

Straight up fisting yo. I also ask him to check my tonsils while he's back there.

Europe was awesome. Lots of stories, most probably not appropriate for this board. A lot of fun. Tons of great food, met a shitload of good people, I know french = good people? but its true. Couldn't get to a world cup game, but I drank a lot of beer.
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Postby Supreem » Thu Jul 06, 2006 2:02 pm

not appropriate for this board??? impossible!
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Postby TrollFunk » Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:31 pm

Supreem wrote:not appropriate for this board??? impossible!
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Postby Beratuul » Sat Jul 08, 2006 12:17 am

Well, one night I got drunk, mugged, and passed out on the steps of Notre Dame in Paris.

In Munich, I banged a black chick from Kenya. I probably got aids, haha.

One night, I drank with some 17 year olds in a walled city till 7 in the morning.

On my cruise, I was threatened by a staff member.

Hrmmm, so much really. Just went for a lot of the history of it, but there is a lot of good drunk stories. Anyone who has seen me in Vegas or other knows I am pure trouble with the face of a puppy.
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Postby Danny » Mon Jul 10, 2006 10:46 pm

hmmmm kenya yeah she prolly had aids. but hey now you get to try and take as many ppl with you as you can, start spreadying you deadly seed.
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