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Have you ever...

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 8:22 am
by TrollFunk
Had a moment in time where you saw your carefully planned vacation/birthday go down the drain in a river of hate, anger and a freakin' wish to pick up a sledgehammer and bash some nazi in the face with it?.

I've just been given the priviledge of guard duty on my fucking birthday because some pussyass weakling on my team didn't pass the "SAR" - Search And Rescue" period....

Arrrrrr, i fucking want to split that wimps head up and shit down his neck while reading the next edition of Playboy...

Freaking pancy!. All the time we've been in here he's pranced around telling us to do shit while we've kept our mouth shut, and watched him get praise from the officers... ARRRRRRRRR

10.000$ + first class ticket to the person willing to fly for 16x2 hours to Denmark and beat the living shit out of this......<Danish> "Luderfattig pikhoved der danser rundt som en hjerneblæst bøsse uder intiative eller logik."

:bomb:

I can't even trade off the guard duty cause since he didn't pass "SAR", the entire team got slapped with extra duty days and that means that at that perticular time (my birthday) it is not an option of trading it off for some other guard day.... :( 4 months of planning....down the fucking drain...

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 10:20 am
by Twystyd
First off, fucking outstanding poetry in the humor of this post, Beratuul would be proud TrollFunk. That blows man but happy birthday. I've had to work on birthdays so I can relate.

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:09 pm
by Beratuul
I approve.

Why can't you celebrate the day after though? Its not the day of the occasion that makes it special, its the gathering of friends and family with alcohol infused goodness that provides the day with meaning.


And, what does the Search and Rescue of the Danish Army entail? Looking for your nations pride and dignity? Cause I don't think I could find that either, cause even Canada has more of both than Denmark.

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 9:03 pm
by Bakerton
Beratuul wrote:And, what does the Search and Rescue of the Danish Army entail? Looking for your nations pride and dignity? Cause I don't think I could find that either, cause even Canada has more of both than Denmark.



That was priceless :P :onfire: :onfire:

Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 11:02 pm
by TrollFunk
Beratuul wrote:I approve.

Why can't you celebrate the day after though? Its not the day of the occasion that makes it special, its the gathering of friends and family with alcohol infused goodness that provides the day with meaning.


Because of this extra guard duty, i won't be able to get a gathering of family and friends til sometime in june. I had traded away guard dutys just to get this weekend, but oh look, a jackass who's afraid of his own fucking shadow can't handle it...sigh.

I know its about the gathering of friends and family for such an occasion, but thinking about having my birthday party almost a month later from the day i turned 21, is abit stressful.


And, what does the Search and Rescue of the Danish Army entail? Looking for your nations pride and dignity? Cause I don't think I could find that either, cause even Canada has more of both than Denmark.[/quote]

This is what i do Bera. http://www.beredskabsstyrelsen.dk/uk/index.htm

It just so happence this branch falls under army juristiction.

Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 1:05 pm
by Mourningblade
Have you considered fragging the weak link?

Accidents do happen.............

Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2006 11:00 pm
by TrollFunk
Well if it counts, i thought about running his ass over once or twice with one of the fire engines....