the con's of stupidity....
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2005 3:07 am
Shortly before dying, Weiller told emergency medical personnel at St. Luke's Medical Center that he had shot the missile into his nose in the belief that it would travel through his body and out his belly button.
Alexi wrote:Natural Selection at work.
—The late Hunter S. Thompson"Journalism is not a profession or a trade. It is a cheap catch-all for fuckoffs and misfits, a false doorway to the backside of life, a filthy piss-ridden little hole nailed off by the building inspector, but just deep enough for a wino to curl up from the sidewalk and masturbate like a chimp in a zoo cage."
Phineas wrote:Um...
You guys do realize that The Onion is a parody of a real newspaper, right?
...Right?
And by parody, I mean that The Onion is literally a parody and not effectively a parody of a real newspaper like what the Washington Post amounts to.
The Onion has been around for years and is one of the most popular parody sites on the internet.
This is a fake article.
Please tell me you're just being ironic in commenting on this like it actually happened, otherwise I think you might be making shallow gene pool jokes from the end you're wading in.
Phineas wrote:
Please tell me you're just being ironic in commenting on this like it actually happened, otherwise I think you might be making shallow gene pool jokes from the end you're wading in.