dirty vegas

[Supreem]

VEGAS WAS OFF THE CHARTS OMFG - Yuengling and Rolo post your favorite story and Yueng I wanna see those pics!

OK heres a good story........

I brought those pot cookies...and the first thing Rolondo does when we get to the hotel room on thursday is eat 5 of them....about an hour later he dissapears while we are at a blackjack table at the horseshoe. Comes back like an hour after that blazed out of his skull saying he just saw some wild shit ... talkin about bums shoutin at each other from across the street...sits down at the blackjack table with us and buys in at 40$..... at this point he has no fuckin idea whats goin on (all the while wearing fuckin 99 cent sunglasses from the gift shop across the street ) i think he played 8 hands and lost every one, im not sure about that he mighta pushed once =P....better luck next time morbito, now u know to believe me when i say not to eat more than 3! HAHAHAHHA

btw if you decided to post the story about me and the 45 year old dont forget to mention that she had a slammin body and i was TRASHED

oh yea rolo i got to the airport at 7am and drank rum and cokes for 2 hours before my flight....asked the stewardess to marry me like 5 times, almost got escorted off the plane in St Louis by security, and fell asleep mid sentence talking to the guy next to me HAHAHAHAHHAHA

the 7 of us (i mean 6) went to vegas in search of the american dream and we found the main nerve...the LVC!!!

[Hall]

OMFG you guys are great haha

[Beratuul]

Book a trip when I turn 21. I'll show you Americans up.

[SuperHelix]

When do you turn 21? Sven get on AIM..

Just got in Seattle an hour ago.

[Pytt]

Note: We arrive LV about 4 hours after Supreem since he came in from Florida and us from NY. As we are checkin in I am tackled by this drunken bastard. Seems he passed his time getting lapdances and falling in love with a 40 year old stripper with 4 kids. Hammered , twisted, and wasted, we start the night. Who knew he would fall in love a second time, with a coal mining 45 year old woman, who like the coal miners of old, had hands that could crush a mans private with ease.. but I degress, that is a story best told by the man himself...

So, Saturday night was a pretty memorable night to say the least. Well, to start things off I'll say that Supreem was on a mission from the beggining, one man, one desire... pootang. Vegas, while a sea of misfortune for some, others live a dream that can not be retold, but I will try.

Drinking ensue... from here on out I will not tell this story how it happened, but how I remember it. Yuengling makes some money at the BJack tables, we get a limo to pick us up for 35 dollars an hour, start the night off around 9:30. We get drinks, chapaigne and 40oz. And head out to the strip. Destination, the MGM Grand.

So we are good and wasted, 6 of us, all dressed up, money no object or so we play the part. rather convincingly. We head to Studio 54, cut the line of 80, and get in for free, VIP style... of course. The doors open and ZANG we are home. Dancing girlies, free drinks, men in red woolen sweaters getting kicks out of things we will never understand.

Dance , Dance , Dance, talk with Charles Barkley for 15 minutes about who knows, Dance, pretend I am scottish so the models talk to me, laugh my ASS off, Dance, say goodbye to Supreem as he leaves with a blonde. Fast forward to carring a friend down the strip on my shoulder, bargaining with call girls?? and yelling at someone names Asseem. Watch out for the crazy lady driving a car with 2 flat tires, why does the Nascar man want to fight me?? Head to Ballagio, collect our Chi, and then walk in on Supreem frog style with the blonde !!MY BAD!!, wake up several hours later asleep in a hallway somewhere in the NUGGET!

Sick fuckin trip, BWC convention Vegas next year. I only lost 80 bucks gambling, I didnt do as bad as some might think. The movie comes out soon!! Might need someone for the reverse frog tactic our beloved Supreem was on, so email me Snot, lets talk, you seem limber enough.

Pass off to Yueng.. post them picks, tell a tale, can I get a dime? SEE YOU IN MIDGUARD! HOLLLAA

[Zoz]

LOL!!

what I wouldnt give to be 24, and in the army again.. THE STORIES I could tell!

"bargaining with call girls??" Classic!!

[Snot]

i can play the part

[Twystyd]

Sounds off the fo0king chain fellas! Nice~

[Zeris]

NO shame in bagging a milf, every man must take that path once in his life.
3 years and I'll be showing you how to really get fucked up guys, just 3 years

[Zoidmeister]

Good stuff ... I've been all over the world and the U.S. and never been to vegas - go figure.

I /agree a BWC Vegas sounds good.

[Hesk]

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[Mikeydee]

damnit.


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period.

[SuperHelix]

June, mark your calendars, probably 3rd or 4th week.

this year BWC Vegas

[Plopper]

so are we gonna gets some pics or what?

[Keabit Guinness]

I'm in for the June trip. I have lived the American dream, but it has been a while. A refresher course in the fine art of the Weekend Bender would do me well. Let me know the details and if anyone needs help with the planning.

Keabit Guinness