An Ode to BWC: (I'm drunk)
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 12:17 pm
Law, Rolo, Elf, the crew -
I never thought our days would be so few,
and whenever I think, I think about you,
I guess sometimes I think about chicks I wanna do,
but mostly, I just wanna be back with you.
Our love nest has broken,
the children are scared,
my chode throbs with longing,
for all the times we shared.
Oh woe is me, the uberest thane,
I hope in time, my leet skillz will rise again,
but only with my homies, the misfits, the scum of the earth,
now tell me Rolo - how was the birth?
of the love child I planted, deep in your womb,
remember that night, and sweaty passion in my room?
BWC you ruined me,
for the rest of my life,
I think I'd like to thank you -
then make you my wife.
OG and new-crew, my only friends and brothers,
let's kick some ass soon, and hall can lick my nut-butter.
An Ode to the golden days,
memories of PWN,
but now I'm in WoW,
playing all alone.
I hope that someday,
our times will begin again,
and Super, my darling, can I do you in the back end?
I almost forgot, the dearest of men,
my love, my supreem, my handsome right hand,
how could i forget, the times we shared,
the women, the men, our bodies were bared,
I'm sorry, sweet Adida, I fear it is true,
supreem wants to do me, more than you.
Fin.
I never thought our days would be so few,
and whenever I think, I think about you,
I guess sometimes I think about chicks I wanna do,
but mostly, I just wanna be back with you.
Our love nest has broken,
the children are scared,
my chode throbs with longing,
for all the times we shared.
Oh woe is me, the uberest thane,
I hope in time, my leet skillz will rise again,
but only with my homies, the misfits, the scum of the earth,
now tell me Rolo - how was the birth?
of the love child I planted, deep in your womb,
remember that night, and sweaty passion in my room?
BWC you ruined me,
for the rest of my life,
I think I'd like to thank you -
then make you my wife.
OG and new-crew, my only friends and brothers,
let's kick some ass soon, and hall can lick my nut-butter.
An Ode to the golden days,
memories of PWN,
but now I'm in WoW,
playing all alone.
I hope that someday,
our times will begin again,
and Super, my darling, can I do you in the back end?
I almost forgot, the dearest of men,
my love, my supreem, my handsome right hand,
how could i forget, the times we shared,
the women, the men, our bodies were bared,
I'm sorry, sweet Adida, I fear it is true,
supreem wants to do me, more than you.
Fin.
Snot! my man! Well said sir well said 
Snot.