Bloodwinter Clan

Posted: **Wed Oct 20, 2004 5:42 am**

The following are actual 'FOR SALE' items found in the newspaper.

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER, 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

FREE PUPPIES; 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free

COWS, CALVES; NEVER BRED.. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK $300. Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown 89 cents lb.

NICE PARACHUTE; Never opened, used once.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE, Call Stephanie

AND THE BEST:

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 Volumes. Excellent condition $1,000. or best offer. Never used wife knows everything.

Redneck Video Game:

http://www.shockhaber.com/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.htm

[use mouse to control your swatter]

enjoy and have a good day!

Posted: **Wed Oct 20, 2004 8:04 am**

i killed 52 flies, then i got bored.

Posted: **Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:48 pm**

i killed 276 thinking there was a point to the game but noo they just kept coming =(

Posted: **Thu Oct 21, 2004 5:34 am**

oh my, I cant stop laughing.

You werent supposed to kick back and "play" it goofballs, it was a joke!

<giggles some more and skips off>

too funny.

Posted: **Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:34 am**

201

Posted: **Thu Oct 21, 2004 10:04 am**

Rhi dont post redneck games for Rednecks, they will play :biggrin:

Winke

Bloodwinter Clan

Some Funnies

Some Funnies