Possible dialogue for next Star Wars movie?
Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 5:25 pm
This might have found its way to these boards already, but I just had it e-mailed to me and thought I would share.
The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson, "Jedi Master Mace Windu," say in the Star Wars Prequel
10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the
muthafuckin' droids you're looking for.
9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if
it did I wouldn't eat the filthy muthafucker.
8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have
to kill every mf-in' stormtrooper in the room... accept no substitutes.
7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I
ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.
6. Feel the Force, muthafucker.
5. "What" ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on "What?"
4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Jabba, that's all you had to say!
3. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do?
He's a wookie.
2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad MuthaFucker."
The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson, "Jedi Master Mace Windu," say in the Star Wars Prequel
10. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the
muthafuckin' droids you're looking for.
9. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if
it did I wouldn't eat the filthy muthafucker.
8. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have
to kill every mf-in' stormtrooper in the room... accept no substitutes.
7. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I
ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.
6. Feel the Force, muthafucker.
5. "What" ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on "What?"
4. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Jabba, that's all you had to say!
3. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do?
He's a wookie.
2. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
1. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, "Bad MuthaFucker."