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Teh 3vil 3mpire Speaks Out ...

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:15 am
by THE ADVISOR
I am the enemy...
Yes a Alb on Merlin who was looking at some of your post for fun :yell:
Much to my surprise (thinking Albs were considered to be a massive daycare over ran with mouthy brats) you folks have way more of them then we do, or so it seems in in the meeting you had to discuss the issues you are having in RvR land.
First let me clear a few things up .. that Drutt dude telling fairy tail stories how all the Alb leaders came from another server he was on, except Soldor is a totally LIE .. lol
Second ... you are absolultly right on one very important topic, the lack of leadership and more obviuos the lack of others to follow your leaders.
Just read your thread where you all had that meeting (the one where you copied the chat log and posted it in 2 sections) I bet you all left thinking ..ok what a waste of time that was :huh: 1/2 of you wanting to boycott other half saying hell no ....
And the part about how tanks and healers are useless in NF speaks volumes of how mixed up you poor things really are. And the constant crying about scouts ... if you only knew how many times I cursed your hunters/arches in the same ways.
The ONLY thing Albs have that you can do nothing about is our raw numbers ... period.
However a classic example of how that can be dealt with is look at the 2 top Alb alliances ... the top one has less then 1/2 the amount of ppl then the second placed one, yet still has more rps then them, why?
If by now you don't realize a WELL organized zerg of 2 groups can wipe a unprepared zerg of 4 groups, then you need to rethink your methods. Server poplution balancing will never change the outcome of poor leadership or lack of being organized and having focus.
I was in a guild for 2 years that ... well really sucked at RvR, finally I decided to try to get my ass in a serious RvR guild (in top alliance now) man what a difference it made. What took me 2 years to achive in rps, took 3 weeks to achive, only thing I see different (in a huge way) was the organization and focus. I still have all the skills I had before .. play the same way as before, but now I am not on the ship of fools.
Outside of being out numbered your biggest down fall is the lack of setting up the groups the right way, some of you im sure do that correctly but not in the numbers that you could to be effective as a zerg.
If your out powered do you really think that even a uber roaming group is effective against us? If you don't zerg and have yer groups WELL balanced with a leader that can control the zerg you might as well "click delete" now.
Look in the mirror long and hard, then look again (you ugly bastages) before you point fingers at the Evil Empire or even Hibs for that matter. :lookround:
And anyone who thinks that melee has become useless in RvR needs to step away form the 3ong. If Mids are melee based more then don't fight out in the open, makes sense? i'de put my paycheck on a group of 6 melee and 2 healers inside a bridge tower over 8 casters any day IF they were organized and focused, so there blows yer healers and melee are worthless theory.
If yer going to do battle with us you guys need to sharpen yer pencils and yer minds (wait do trolls have a brain) now get cracking damnit we could use a good foe on the fields of war!

THE ADVISOR 8)

ps. before you totally give up ... reroll a Alb :P

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:25 am
by Hall
Fuck off AF thanks. bottom line there is no point, no point NO point taking a keep or tower in NF when you cockroaches can just INSTANT teleport to it and hit it with pure numbers. If Mythic removes head from ass and REMOVES INSTANT TELEPORTING. Then watch how the alb zerg goes back to OF. Zerging one spot and getting asswhipped like it was back in the day.

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:42 am
by Farfar
I am the enemy...

[WHINE]

Be fotm play Alb.

Was that all it was?

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:48 am
by Elfdroper Gravelender
:toothy10: All i heard was I'm gonna flame your boards because my realm's unfair advantage has left my little life devoid of meaning. :toothy10:

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 11:57 am
by SuperHelix
Who the fuck are you?

Get a life, and never post here again please.

What a fucknut douchebag.

P.S. I have your IP address now, enjoy the virus.

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 12:06 pm
by Flipout
Well, atleast the forum is poppin' again.

Flame on! :onfire:

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 12:08 pm
by Tingtong
Comming from a person who has every advantage of Best Classes, most numbers, and all the relics.

You said you played for 2 Years in a non-RVR guild.

In your "new guild" you got SAME amount of realm points you had in your 2-year exsistance as a pitiful alb in only 3-weeks.

Well lets do some math

Most people get on average in a RvR guild is about 100k a week

So most you could get is around 300K (at best as an alb)

So you got 600k in 3years of playing this game, and now you think your some sort of PvP hypocrite?

Do me a favor, step off your pedistol for a moment cause soem people been playing RvR for longer then 3-weeks. We know what it takes and know whats needed, we don't need some noob pointing fingers on our boards.

Do me a favor if your soo "amazing" Go roll a mid.

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 12:15 pm
by Twystyd
I'm going to break out one of the classic posts over the history of these boards. You all can thank Snotrocket for this one -

Once upon a time I cared about guild recognition, politics, and all that jack-shite that happens in PvP Gaming. Why? Because I was a pimply-assed masturbatory junior high geek that had only suckled upon my own mothers teet. Those days are long past (although I do enjoy a good teet suckle when the mood hits me - ask Rolondo's mother) and I have moved on with life. Now - you may ask - what's my point? It's simply this: a;sldkfjas;ldkfjas;ldkfjas;ldkfjs;aldkfjsa;ldkfjsl;dkfja;sldkfjsfdhnsakjfdhas;kldjfasldkfjas;ldkfjasl;dkfj;asldkfja;sldkfj;asldkfjlsdkajf;laskdfj;asdlf

p.s. you can all suck upon my "dangling dominator"


Love,
Cheers. - Snotrocket McDeath

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 12:31 pm
by Kirt
must be getting lonely with nothing but npc's and mobs in the frontier

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 12:53 pm
by Hall
I could use a good Teet Suckle :sleepy:

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 12:55 pm
by Winke
LMAO @ Hall and D thats some funny shit you guys wrote.

Advisor to use spell check.

Advisor on a serious note I am one of the top 4 warriors on Merlin with a lot of experience, and NF is not designed for tanks, you have no clue wtf your talking about.

Winke

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 1:45 pm
by Supreem
yup i just wasted 5 mins of my life reading this guys fucking post

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 1:46 pm
by Bobyearl
anonymous poster= Cockholster.


Didn't even finish reading it. So good job wasting hours of your life trying to think of all those 2 syllable words

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 2:00 pm
by Flipout
[scroll]I Am The Enemy.....HAHAHAHAH












I leave now.... i so l33t[/scroll]

Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 3:28 pm
by Sirion
mmmmmm teets....