First of all: no where in that write up did it say the 14 yr old said what he shot in her mouth tasted like semen, that was the 40 yr old who said it "smelled like semen" and then the 33 yr old who said it tasted like semen.
I would also like to comment that if your semen has such a pungent stench to it that it can be smelled through a syringe, that you should really think about changing your diet.
Nextly to Majesticone: There is no point debating the rights of women on this forum because just about every male that comes here and posts here no matter what he looks like, what his education level is or what he has to offer a woman, feels he is entitled to "trophy" type woman just for being born male.
Yes Maj, even the fat

ing ones who do nothing but sit in front of their PCs 24/7 while they scream out for their mothers to bring them yet another helping of fried chicken and macaroni and cheese because they are too lazy to walk their fat asses out to the kitchen. Let alone get a job or take an interest in their personal hygiene.
and on a final note I would like to state that even on a dare Phineas, you still had to get it up. Also, Im sure that 16 yr old, now 33, spends her every waking moment pining over that unforgettable night with you and wishing she could find you again.
Question of the day:
Do men ever think prior to opening their mouths? Discuss amongst yourselves.