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Didnt you know kids are getting laid at like 13 years old now. Fricking hoes...
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holy shit you're right
hall wanna explain this !?!
hall wanna explain this !?!
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Seventhorn wrote:Didnt you know kids are getting laid at like 13 years old now. Fricking hoes...
I lost my virginity at 13, to a fat 16-year old girl (sorry Hall) I met her at a party and did it on a dare. And boy was it spectacular!

Certainly, kids today are a lot more likely to be sexually active at a younger age then past generations, but the opportunity was always there if you were willing to lower your standards which in my case were approximately 1800 feet below the surface of the earth.

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Phineas wrote:
Perhaps it was she who was lowering her standards.
I lost my virginity at 13, to a fat 16-year old girl (sorry Hall) ....
Certainly, kids today are a lot more likely to be sexually active at a younger age then past generations, but the opportunity was always there if you were willing to lower your standards which in my case were approximately 1800 feet below the surface of the earth.
Perhaps it was she who was lowering her standards.
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First of all: no where in that write up did it say the 14 yr old said what he shot in her mouth tasted like semen, that was the 40 yr old who said it "smelled like semen" and then the 33 yr old who said it tasted like semen.
I would also like to comment that if your semen has such a pungent stench to it that it can be smelled through a syringe, that you should really think about changing your diet.
Nextly to Majesticone: There is no point debating the rights of women on this forum because just about every male that comes here and posts here no matter what he looks like, what his education level is or what he has to offer a woman, feels he is entitled to "trophy" type woman just for being born male.
Yes Maj, even the fat
ing ones who do nothing but sit in front of their PCs 24/7 while they scream out for their mothers to bring them yet another helping of fried chicken and macaroni and cheese because they are too lazy to walk their fat asses out to the kitchen. Let alone get a job or take an interest in their personal hygiene.
and on a final note I would like to state that even on a dare Phineas, you still had to get it up. Also, Im sure that 16 yr old, now 33, spends her every waking moment pining over that unforgettable night with you and wishing she could find you again.
Question of the day:
Do men ever think prior to opening their mouths? Discuss amongst yourselves.
I would also like to comment that if your semen has such a pungent stench to it that it can be smelled through a syringe, that you should really think about changing your diet.
Nextly to Majesticone: There is no point debating the rights of women on this forum because just about every male that comes here and posts here no matter what he looks like, what his education level is or what he has to offer a woman, feels he is entitled to "trophy" type woman just for being born male.
Yes Maj, even the fat

and on a final note I would like to state that even on a dare Phineas, you still had to get it up. Also, Im sure that 16 yr old, now 33, spends her every waking moment pining over that unforgettable night with you and wishing she could find you again.
Question of the day:
Do men ever think prior to opening their mouths? Discuss amongst yourselves.
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EQ ----> DAoC ----> WoW ----> boredom
[fade]Over 1 million mezzed and counting .........[/fade]
My candle burns at both ends;
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light!
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