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roflmao - look at this story.

Postby SuperHelix » Tue Jul 27, 2004 4:00 pm

http://www.theksbwchannel.com/news/3577698/detail.html

Read about the seventh witness, how freaky.
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Postby Rhuac » Tue Jul 27, 2004 4:12 pm

Here's my question...

Why does a 14 year old know what semen tastes like?
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Postby Seventhorn » Tue Jul 27, 2004 4:24 pm

Didnt you know kids are getting laid at like 13 years old now. Fricking hoes...
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Postby Adida » Tue Jul 27, 2004 4:30 pm

that's just grose makes me hate going to the dentist more.........
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Postby Trump » Tue Jul 27, 2004 8:21 pm

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Postby Winke » Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:14 pm

I find it ironic that the defendants name in this story is Hall.
Simple coincidence? hmmmmm!!!

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Postby Kirt » Tue Jul 27, 2004 10:43 pm

holy shit you're right



hall wanna explain this !?!
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Postby Phineas » Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:38 am

Seventhorn wrote:Didnt you know kids are getting laid at like 13 years old now. Fricking hoes...


I lost my virginity at 13, to a fat 16-year old girl (sorry Hall) I met her at a party and did it on a dare. And boy was it spectacular! :sad: I am 30 now, so I don't think the behavior is limited to just kids today.

Certainly, kids today are a lot more likely to be sexually active at a younger age then past generations, but the opportunity was always there if you were willing to lower your standards which in my case were approximately 1800 feet below the surface of the earth.
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Postby Rhiandra Rangnar » Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:46 am

Winke warned me about Hall, I brushed it off. Now this .......
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Postby Majesticone » Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:18 pm

Phineas wrote:
I lost my virginity at 13, to a fat 16-year old girl (sorry Hall) ....

Certainly, kids today are a lot more likely to be sexually active at a younger age then past generations, but the opportunity was always there if you were willing to lower your standards which in my case were approximately 1800 feet below the surface of the earth.



Perhaps it was she who was lowering her standards.
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Postby Rhuac » Wed Jul 28, 2004 12:38 pm

Ouch.
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Postby Nilbert500 » Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:15 pm

fat chicks arent allowed standards :P
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Postby Majesticone » Wed Jul 28, 2004 2:04 pm

and why is that?
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Postby Bobyearl » Wed Jul 28, 2004 2:15 pm

Fat women just have more love to give....
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Postby Rhiandra Rangnar » Wed Jul 28, 2004 3:03 pm

First of all: no where in that write up did it say the 14 yr old said what he shot in her mouth tasted like semen, that was the 40 yr old who said it "smelled like semen" and then the 33 yr old who said it tasted like semen.


I would also like to comment that if your semen has such a pungent stench to it that it can be smelled through a syringe, that you should really think about changing your diet.


Nextly to Majesticone: There is no point debating the rights of women on this forum because just about every male that comes here and posts here no matter what he looks like, what his education level is or what he has to offer a woman, feels he is entitled to "trophy" type woman just for being born male.

Yes Maj, even the fat disgusting ones who do nothing but sit in front of their PCs 24/7 while they scream out for their mothers to bring them yet another helping of fried chicken and macaroni and cheese because they are too lazy to walk their fat asses out to the kitchen. Let alone get a job or take an interest in their personal hygiene.

and on a final note I would like to state that even on a dare Phineas, you still had to get it up. Also, Im sure that 16 yr old, now 33, spends her every waking moment pining over that unforgettable night with you and wishing she could find you again.


Question of the day:

Do men ever think prior to opening their mouths? Discuss amongst yourselves.
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