New Blonde Joke
Posted: Thu Jul 15, 2004 10:23 pm
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: "Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet and in a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think
it is only fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five
things...
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 140 lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares...
"Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: "Hey, you
wanna hear a blonde joke?
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet and in a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next to him says "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think
it is only fair - given that you are blind - that you should know five
things...
1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3 - I'm a 6 feet tall, 140 lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional
weightlifter.
5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares...
"Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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