Good Guild Advice from my Friends at OoB

[Yuengling]

Although I am loosely tied to any "guild" I think these following things are important to the "guilds" effectiveness as a group.


Member Reminders for OoB, written by Poptop Pusher, Purveyor of Pabst, Writer of the Holy 3 Rules of the Order, and guild Drunkard lvl 79.76.
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Welcome fellow Drunkards, fuck off Members.
A reminder:
1. Every member of the "guild" should spend AT LEAST one hour a day reading over the rules and charters of the guild. Its good practice in case of a pop quiz.
2. Everyone should complete his or her 6000word Bios as soon as humanly possible. I know some of you might have jobs, but really, I swear, this is more important.
3. During the monthly RL guild meetings it’s important that you get here on time. I know plan tickets are expensive, but the guild has a fund to compensate you with 3x the plane tickets value (in UO gold currency).
4. Those of you with wives and girlfriends might find the necessary act of sending me nude photos a bit silly, but trust me I take it very seriously.
5. Those of you over the age of 12 should really keep up with the mandatory 5 beers/shots of alcohol per day. Please, do your best.
6. Remember on Hamster Day, buy the Teddy Bear version.
7. While fuckin around in Bucs, you might be retested on how well you can PvP, if you cannot PvP well, I will send the pictures of your girlfriend/wife to a random adult content website.
8. You will be required to do "quests","errands", or "tasks" set forth by the guild drunkards. Some may seem not pertinent to anything at all, like running around a certain building 73 and a half times. I assure this is only done, because we have the authority to do so (remember pictures of gfs and wives). Beer first, Guild second, Drunkards first, members fuck you.
9. Fuck You
10. Please disrespect anyone in the guild; we don’t value ourselves as a mature guild. You will understand that YOU are attempting to become one of the elite so show proper courtesy and respect to all full drunkards. If you have a problem with a drunkard, that’s too bad Sally. If you get no satisfaction with this then buy a box of fucking tissues Jenny. We are all mostly adults here; please try not to act like it. Go ahead, whine about senseless things as we like whiners.

And DON’T forget the “Holy 3 Rules of the Order”

1. Beer, Drink it!
2. Girls, Fuck em!
3. Drugs, no thanks, alcohol works just fine!

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Wow thats good advice!

**Breaks Bottle Atop Head**

[Twystyd]

Awesome the time you just saved me from writing an updated guild charter is priceless. BTW Yueng, Hunter S. Thompson would be proud!

[Sovereign]

The 3 Holy Rules Revised. Now we can claim intellectual property.

1. Girls, Drink em in packs of six!
2. Drugs, lay them (in your drawer and never take them out)!
3. Beer, don't use the leftover bottles as instruments of pleasure. Refer to Holy Rule #1.

[Yuengling]

haha yah.

Nothing like running around UO and spamming shit like:
Stop!! I'm gonna spill my beer!
Stop!! Out of Beer!
WTF! Why did you loot all my beer bitch!

They key effect was the timing...

Stop!!
(3 sec pause)
My Beer!

Sometimes people stopped for a second. But it was UO most people just continued on.