:does a back flip:
Umm… hi folks! I need to rise in the ranks of... ranking and junk, I mean shnaps, I have been inactive in NE for how long? So jazz manz oh mang, no, no, no, not rank, me Cannon fodder, most deff, most deff. hmm... I wonder, is it fifth period yet? Dooblee doo?
hahaha! I love these emo icons, like I said before, their so cuuuuute! Mwuah!
oh wait shnaps, people coming in, apparently no, eehz, chooontaro…
gowd, hahaha, wow, the weirdest thing! me, Jon, Latin/Jewish Nationalist, mr. "never get with a white girl" got with a southern girl straight out of Mississippi! Blond hair, blue eyes, southern accent, overly defensive towards people who thump the confederate flag, who corrected my 'hill Billy knowledge' telling me, "eits not crawdad, eits crawfeish". but she sure is sweet, ::sniffles:: and that accent is starting to grow on me! I even gave country music a chance, and get this, I liked it! Although I will never listen to it in public, or admit it to my friends for that matter... (well except my homies in the NE!) if you still remember me anyway. Even if she is a little too American for my taste, I think ill keep her.
no but seriously! The boob comment was different, that’s like, googly bumps of naughtyness, this is like googly bumps of doobalyness. Blargh!
Omgowd, my teach mr Lazley is a weirdo! what the hell is wrong with him!?
I mean he just stood there standing so straight he was leaning back a little, staring at my screen, with this weird absent/constipated/thoughtful expression on his face, when I asked him "what he was doing" he didn’t even look at me, I tried to continue writing but I felt this weird burning sensation on the back of my neck, as he continued to stand there, I wonder if he might be demon possessed or something, whoa, that was freaky, I got goose bumps.
Patience Grasshoper those who ride the hershey highway without a car get shit in their eye. I was man waits till she is drunk then says "Woops". 
