State Slogan's
Posted: Tue May 27, 2003 9:03 am
Utah’s is my favorite state slogan
> Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Arizona: But it's a Dry Heat
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic than Your Honda
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Connecticut: Like Massachusetts Only the Kennedy's Don't Own it Yet
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in Our Water
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, Leave
Your
> Money)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, We're Not, But the Potatoes are
> Real Good
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the S
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Iowa: We Do Amazing Things with Corn
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Kansas: First of the Rectangle States
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos But That's Our Tourism
> Campaign
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Maine: We're Really Cold But We Have Cheap Lobster
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Maryland: If You Can Dream it, We Can Tax it
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Massachusetts: Our Taxes are Lower than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Michigan: First Line of Defense from the Canadians
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes--10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unibomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and
> Little Else
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an
> Attorney
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> North Dakota: We Really ARE One of the 50 States!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Oregon: Spotted Owl. . . . It's What's for Dinner
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Pennsylvania: Cook with Coal
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY an Island
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Tennessee: The Educashun State
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Texas: Si Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Utah: Our Jesus is Better than Your Jesus
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Vermont: Yep
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Washington: Help! We're Overrun by Nerds and Slackers!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Washington, D.C.: Wanna be Mayor?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> West Virginia: One Big Happy Family. . . . Really!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Wisconsin: Come Cut the Cheese
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Wyoming: Where Men are Men and the Sheep are Scared
> Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Arizona: But it's a Dry Heat
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic than Your Honda
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Connecticut: Like Massachusetts Only the Kennedy's Don't Own it Yet
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in Our Water
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, Leave
Your
> Money)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes. Well Okay, We're Not, But the Potatoes are
> Real Good
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the S
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Iowa: We Do Amazing Things with Corn
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Kansas: First of the Rectangle States
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos But That's Our Tourism
> Campaign
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Maine: We're Really Cold But We Have Cheap Lobster
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Maryland: If You Can Dream it, We Can Tax it
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Massachusetts: Our Taxes are Lower than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Michigan: First Line of Defense from the Canadians
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes--10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Mississippi: Come and Feel Better About Your Own State
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unibomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and
> Little Else
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Nevada: Hookers and Poker!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an
> Attorney
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> North Dakota: We Really ARE One of the 50 States!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Oregon: Spotted Owl. . . . It's What's for Dinner
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Pennsylvania: Cook with Coal
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY an Island
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Tennessee: The Educashun State
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Texas: Si Hablo Ingles (Yes, I Speak English)
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Utah: Our Jesus is Better than Your Jesus
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Vermont: Yep
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Washington: Help! We're Overrun by Nerds and Slackers!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Washington, D.C.: Wanna be Mayor?
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> West Virginia: One Big Happy Family. . . . Really!
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Wisconsin: Come Cut the Cheese
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Wyoming: Where Men are Men and the Sheep are Scared
