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Bring Me A Beer

Postby Mourningblade » Wed Aug 18, 2004 4:38 pm

Bring Me A Beer




A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

That's it!" She blows her top, "You son of a bitch! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. " Oh shit, it's started."
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Postby Nilbert500 » Wed Aug 18, 2004 4:48 pm

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Postby m0nty » Wed Aug 18, 2004 5:02 pm

ROFLMAO :onfire:
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Postby Bobyearl » Wed Aug 18, 2004 5:57 pm

lol
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Postby Adida » Thu Aug 19, 2004 6:44 am

LOL too funnay
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Postby Rhiandra Rangnar » Thu Aug 19, 2004 6:52 am

:biggrin:



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Postby Flipout » Thu Aug 19, 2004 8:07 am

So who do you think made the joke up?

Man?




Or Woman...


?
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